The fact that people thinking themselves as stable and permanent, in spite of seeing several deaths daily is surprising. ~ Dharmaraju (Yaksha Prasnalu)
Nenu 4th class lo unnappudu nenadigano leda ma naannagaarike teeskellalanipinchindo... nannu maa chellini jurrasic park cinema ki teesekellaru. I mean teeskelli vadileasaru. aa cinema rjy lo ramakrishna theater lo aadindi. appatlo aa theater lo kothaga dolby digital surround sound dts etc anni pettinchaadu. maa chelli 1st class. cinema sagam varaku baane undi. tarvaatha dinosaurlu mammalni choosi dts surround sound lo aravadam modalupettayi. Naakkonchem bhayamesindi. Maa chelli edupu start chesesindi. Actually aa theater nunchi pranalatho evaru bayatapadaleremo anukunna. cinema motham ayyesariki naalo jeevam malli chigurinchindi. kaani..... daanni bhayam kammesindi. enthaga bhayapaddanante summer holidays ki maa cousins intiki vellinappudu vaallandaru nannu... "orey devi aa godenakaala nunchi dinosaur vachestadi jagratha,.... maa rendo bedroom mancham kindaki choodaku assala akkada dinosaur pillalni pettindi". ila bhayapettevallu. nenu bhayapadevaadni. peddollani todu teeskelle vaadni aa room lokellalanna leda aa goda daggarakellalanna. antha bhayam. praana bhayam.
Tarvaatharavaatha mellamellaga aa bhayam poyindi. tarvatha inkem cinema chusano gaani cheekati ante bhayam undedi. idi kuda raanu raanu poyindi. kaastha peddayyesariki manushulaki tappinchi inka deniki bhayapadaalsina avasaram ledu ane conclusion ki vachesanu. okaanoka stage lo there was no fear at all. asalenduku bhayam? deniki bhayam? akkarledu kada... ide attitude inkonchem mundukelli pote potaam andulo emundi... ila kuda anukunetattu chesindi. There was absolutely no fear about anything. naku telsi ee dialogue manandaram edo oka sandarbham lo vaade untaam pote potaam...evundira... ee roju undachu repu tapa katteyyachu evadiki telsu... etc etc variations tho. ee dialogue esetappudu mana life value samudram lo neeti chukka ane feeling tho vestuntaam.
Monnosaari around 5 AM. naaku melukuvachindi. maa bedroom venaka balcony loki evaro okkokkalluga digutunattu sounds vinipistunnayi. Bhramemo anukunna gaani the sounds seemed too real. evarayyundochu...??? dongala...? aithe enthamandi...? aa dooke sounds batti naaku atleast oka aaruguru untaaremo anipinchindi. entippudu veellu dochukuntaara... aina dongala timing idi kaade... velli chooddaama..? ammo ... balcony ante maree chinna space. fighting ki saripodu. andulonu aaruguru. cinemaallo aithe okkadu aradajanu mandini kottagaldu gaani. idi real life kada. real life lo heroes undaru kada. inthaa telisi gokkodam enduku..teeskelthe em teeskelthaaru... maha aithe naa laptop... ammo... worst fellows ki adi saripokapothe... nannevanna cheste... (mellaga elagola padukundamanukunte vellenti naa chetha poyistunnaru). "nannevanna cheste..." ee alochana raagane gunde chetilokochestundi. ingeneralga mana heart beat manam feel avvalante konchem nidaananga notice cheyyali. kaani ippuda avasaram undadu. Mana gunde kottukovadam okkate manaki telustundi vinipistundi. exactly ee moment lo telustundi mana pranam viluva entanedi... manam life lo antha goppa panulemi kuda chesundakapovachu. aina gaani "manam bratakaali". emo bratikunte inkedaina chestamemo... ila elagaina sare bratiki bayatapadaali anipistundi.
Taravaatharavaatha mari emaindo nenu malli nidra lechanu. kaani ee experience anthaa gurtundi.Appudanipinchindi.... maatladetappudu manam intha alochincham.. baaga stylish gaa... who cares ane attitude tho....I am what I am... inka veelaithe trivikram raasina dialogue la undele matladataam. anni ani kaadu.. konni vishyalu. (Andulo nijam enthundanedi evvadu pattinchukodanukondi adi vere vishayam.) Kani in the moment... bhayamante teleeni blood ra maadi ani cheppadaaniki gonthaaripoddi. aa momentlo ... emo naaku teleetledu. mind totally blank aipoddanukuntunna.
This experience had reminded me about how frail our life could be.
Indaaka bhakthi TV lo andhra maha bhaaratam ane program chustunnanu. Dr.Garikipaati Narasimha rao gaari vyaakhyanam. Chaala manchi maatalu cheptuntaaru. Ee kaalam vidya vyavastha lo samskaaram, desa bhakthi, daiva bhakthi, talli tandrula meeda prema ilaantivemi pillalaki sarigga abbatledani aayana avedana. Kontha kanna ekkuva nijame indulo undi.
Pillalu chaala telivaga untunnaru ee rojullo. kaani aa telivini saraina dikku lo pettukodaaniki vaallaki margadarsakulu kaavali. prastutam bhaarya bhartalu iddaru udyogam chesi sampadistene gaani samaajam lo oka hoda ki raalemane oka guddi nammakam gattiga naatukupoyindi. Daantho pillaltho tallitandrula kanna ipadlu cellphonelu ekkuva kaalam gaduputunnayi. Taahata ki minchi kharchu pettagalgadam oka hoda ee rojullo.
Exhibit A: venakatisaari rjy vellinappudu raillo naa pakkana oka family kurchundi.hyderabad lo makaam. iddaru aada pillalu. edo classu moodo classu chaduvutunnaranta. Eduruga oka retired lieutenant inka vaalla aavida kurchunnaru. ee chinna ammayi andarni prasnalu vestundi.
aa retd col. gari bharya veelliddaritho edo cheptundi... aa rojullo ala undedi ila undedi anukuntu. kaasepayyaka ee chinnammaayi... "Aunty meeku aa kaalam nachindaa ee kalam nachinda?" ani adigindi. pitta konchem kootha G scale ani andaru konchem avaakkayyaru. range ki minchina question adigindi anukuni. Aavida inka aa rojullo viluvalundevi, andaru chaala kastapadithene gaani sukhapadevaallu kaadu.. ilantivi konni cheppi aakhariki nenu aa kaalam daanni kabatti naaku aa kaalame nachindi annaru.
Mari neekem nachindi ani aa ammaini adigaaru.
Naaku ee kaalam antene istam anesindi ekkuva time teeskokunda. Endukamma... anadigaaru. ee kaalam lo nenu evari maata vinakkarleddu naa istam vachinattu undachu andi. Actually nenu alochichadam modalupettinappatnunchi oka rendu ventrukalu tella bade daaka ee point telsukolekapoyaanu. ee papa edo farex tinnattu chaala easy ga cheppindi.
Vaalla kaburlu kaasepayyaka ee papa cheta asalu pedda vaallani enduku gouravinchaali? ani adigistaayemo ani naaku bhayamesindi.(appatiki na daggara kuda deeniki answer ledu anduke bhayam*) Kaani ee ammayi evarem cheppina chaala sradhaga vintundi kaani tana opinion edo tanu cheptundi. Eddula talaadinchatledu alagani mondighatam la kuda ledu. prati daanni baagane alochistundi. ani nakanipinchindi.
Exhibit B: Ilaage RJY nunchi vachetappudu naaku inko family edurayyindi. ippudu kuda iddarammayile. veellu mumbai lo makaam. pillalu chinnapatnunchi mumbai school and mumbai vatavaranaaniki alavaatu paddavaallu. Ee pillalu raillo muppavu journey ki paiga vaalla naanna office laptop lo facebook open chesi andulo farmville aadukuntu gadipaaru. asalide ekkuvanukunte... inko aayana phone charging pettukodaaniki plug point ivvandi ante oppukoledu. Farmville farmville naa tokka anukuntu tega pechi pettaru. Deeniki todu vaalla naanna kuda tappamma raillo andaru untaaru andaru anni vaadukuntaru ani cheppatledu. kaasepayyaka ichestaam inkaasepayyaka ichestaam anukuntu unnadu. Atleast ila farmville aadadam vaalla naa pillalu vyavasaayam gurinchi telsukuntunnaru ani konchem murisipoyaadu naatho. Naku devudi peru cheppi veedi burra meedo kobbarikaaya kottalanipinchindi.
Oka ganta nenu inko ganta nuvvu laptop ani oppandam cheskunnattunnaru ee pillalu. Chinna pilla chaala sepu aadaka pedda pilla chance vachindi. Kaani appatike inko aayana phone charging kosam chaala sepu wait chesadu. Inkaasepu aagite athane budhi cheppesela unnadani veella naanna plug point ni athanikodilesaru kaasepu. oka ganta daataka athanu phone teeskuni train digipoyaadu.
Ippudu peddammayi chance vachindi. Adi laptop on cheyyagane chinna pilla pechi modalettindi. oppandam prakaram ganta aipoyindi ippudu nenu aadatanu farmville ani. Ayyo nenu asala aadaledu kada... aa ganta aayana charging pettukunnadani peddammai cheppindi.
"That's not my problem." ivi aa chinnammayi exact ga vaadina padaalu. Nenu udyogam lo jere varaku ee "that's not my problem" mantram vinaledu. Chintakaayalu raalavu gaani ee mantram vinte vipareetamaina chirrethukochestadi. Ilaanti mantraanni chinna tanam lone papaki evaro mundu chupu unna vaallu upadesinchuntaaru.
Peddammayi laptop laakkuni... "Get Lost!" ani vaalla chellini aaseervadinchindi.
Exhibit C: Maa inteduruga varsha ani oka papa untundi. Third class anukunta. varsha inka tana friend snigdha kalisi 31st night muggestunnaru. Devi: "oho.. wish you a Happy New Year... tonty tolve aa" Snigdha: (Ventane)..tonty tolve kaadannnayya two thousand twelve. neninkaa saradagane... oho two thousand twelve aa... sare sare annanu. varsha ki nenu telsu kaabatti... Annayyaki chaduvu raadule ani vetakaarinchindi. papam snigdha inka catch cheyyaka..
Ayyo chaduvu raada ??? marenti chuddaaniki antha class ga unnadu annayyaa andi.
Naaku bhale navvochindi. Chinna chinna pillalu veellu manishini "chusi" class aa kaada ani decide chesestunnarani.
* manam pedda vaallani enduku gouravinchali ane question ki answer entaa ani nenu tarvatha alochinchaanu. Naakila anipinchindi. Manam puttinappati nunchi oka padahaaru peddenimidi ella daaka chaala varaku anukarana dwaarane nerchukuntaam. ammmma.... a a ammmma.... taaattha... ila chinnappudu manaki maatalu nerpinchadam nunchi, konchem peddayyaaka adi vaste aa velu chupinchaali idi vaste ee velu chupinchaali etc etc. Inkonchem peddayyaka kuda pedda vallu mana manchi kori chaala cheptaaru. Pedda manishi ante jeevithaanni mundu chadivi(adi tana age tanakichina opportunity) tana experience tho inkokallaki maata saayamo manchi saayamo chesevaadu.Ala manaki konchem nerpi mana manchi kori cheppevaallu guruvulatho samaanam. Edaina nerchukovalanukunte guruvula patla gouravam anedi khachitanga undaali. Gouravam anedi mundu unte avathala vaadu cheppe daani meeda sradha vastundi. Sradha ga nerchukunte edaina abbutundi. Ala pedda vallu ante manaki manchi chedulu nerpe vallani. Alaanti pedda vaalla patla gouravam tho undali anedi mana ingitha gnanam ani manavaallu alochinchi cheppina maata.
Krita vaaram (Oct 21,22)IIIT hyd lo jeevana vidya ane workshop attend ayyanu. Adi manalni manam ardham cheskoni konchem baagupadalante ela undalo cheptundi. Simply put those two days were the best days of 2011 for me. Ee samvatsaram lo ippatidaaka vishayam unna manushulni kalavalekapoyaane ane badha pradeep sir ni kalisaka poyindi. Jagrathaga alochiste ee workshop dwara aayana nako manchi direction icharu.
Ee rendrojulu kphb lo unna. antha personality dev workshop attend ainodni konchem aina paatinchalani...eppatnuncho pending undipoyini naa shoe soles ki jiguru pettinche pani ethukunna. Ala oka junction lo oka thaatha cheppulu kudutunte akkadiki velli nunchunna. Okathanu already cheppulu kuttinchukuntunnadu. konchem vinthanipinchindi, inka janalu cheppulu kuttinchukuntunnare ani..
anthalo venakala nunchi oka gonthu... "tammudu... pellanni hindi lo emantaaru?" ani. "BV" ani notlonchi veganga tannukuntu vachesina padaanni ati kastam meeda naaluka madichi pattukunna. naa mind lo.. eedenti maree intha publigga pellanni hindi lo emantarani oka aparichitudni adigestunnadu. devi... pappu lo ekkado nalla pappu undi. o saari malli rewind cheddaam...
"t a m m u d u. . . be l l a a n n i" hamma... bellama... pellamanukuni unte cheruggada laanti nannu pippi pippi chesi bellanni chupinchevaadu. ammo ammo... dear brain please be attentive. ponle.. inthaki bellanni hindi lo emantaarabba?
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesusssssssssssssssss.... intha hindi lo padi dollaka kuda bellaanni hindi lo emantaaro tattatledaa.... chi. chi chi.
inthalo papam pakkabbayi... ippudu antha pedda dout endukonchindiraa neeka?... "em ledu ra road avatala aadu jilebi vestunnadu... adi panchadara tho chestunnada leda bellam thona kanukkundamani. naakemo hindi raadu vaadikemo telugu raadu."
aaha veedu jilebi rushi emo... jilebi valla naaku jaagruthi kalpinchaadu.
Somewhere on the net I came across this line... When you are awesome, you don't blog. Ofcourse the guy had an awesome blog which is altogether a different story. I shamelessly attribute my blog's defunct status to a combination of my laziness and state of mind.
Over this period of one year somemany things have happened and somany things changed. Everytime something astonishing happens to me my reaction will be
1.I am not the first person on the earth to experience this and wouldn't make it any special if I add it in my blog.
2.We have to leave it to life to teach us some important things.(I shouldn't interfere in other's lifecycle).
3.I need to have a structure and flow to my article if I am going to post it and It would take me 2-3 drafts for arriving at the final post. Laziness kicks in.
4.What's the "USE"?
On a closer look I had a bitter realization that my mind is totally in a Anti-Life state.
1. Life throws almost similar situations at all of us. It is totally on US how we react/respond/adapt to them. The US part makes the experience of each individual a unique/special one.
2. I have been wrongfully thinking that too many individuals read my blog and that(rusell peters voiceover starts) "I" am going to "interfere" with "their" lives. [We know that...in reality their = mine.]
3. To expect some orderliness in our day to day scheme of things would be the mistake of highest order. Life thrives on chaos to a great extent.
4. USE is what we make of anything. It's always good to have an Introspection.
Life is just small things summed up to give a big picture. Take good care of the small things and you need not worry about the big picture.
Remember there are no small mistakes. There can be silly questions though ;)
For the priceless being that I am, I usually send a greeting card or a grateful message to my best buds.Something really astonishing happened this time.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Devikanth Sent: Friday, May 14, 2010 4:14 PM To: Kalpit Subject: Thank you for being my colleague and friend
At this point I really didnt know what to write. I forgot about it till evening. But I couldnt give up. The easiest way I can think of is to touch upon the variable types left by my friend. For some unknown reason the word serializable flashed in my mind. Then...
Something caught my attention. When I told my friends about this they were uncontrollably laughing at the "serializable" part which made me feel like a jacka**.
But wait.... thats not the joke, thats not even a word.
Yes its not a word according to the spellcheck option in MS Outlook. It was spitting a bizzarre red underline when I wanted to type serializable. It was expecting something else. I couldnt contain my laughing when I saw what it was suggesting.
Surely someone at MS is horny.
Later my friend told me that they might be too advanced and making software capable of reading our thoughts. err ! (I thought they were making efforts or inclined towards increasing the well-being of humankind... read philanthropy.)
And to see what it was expecting just try it out for yourself. Try it. Try it.
I still cannot understand someone really "thought" that I would write it that way ;-)
Ee madhya nenu tarachu chestu unna time killing panullo ye maya chesave cinema chuddam okati. nenu maa colleaague vellam. prapancham lo enno vishayaalunte ee "love" (read as lust) ni matrame romanticize chesi chupinche tollywood movies lo adokati.
Nenu innallu naku dance raademo anukune vaadni. cinema chustunnappudu ardham ayyindi dance raanidi naa okkadike kaadani. voddoddu... negativity voddu positive ga matladukundaam. Nenu kuda oka telugu cinema hero la dance cheyyagalanannamaata. Cinema lo screenplay bavundi. AR Rahman background score bavundi. Akkadakkada konni dialogues baavunnayi. Cinema chusinappudu naaku paatalemi ekkaledu gaani... internet browse chestu aa chetha ee chetha chaduvutunnappudu ee Aaromale ane song chevina padindi. Song sagam varaku super. Beginning lo guitar riffs aa composing naaku chala baaga nachindi. So neno eight to nine times vinnanu. Ide paata bavundi kadaani inko frend ki link ichanu vinamani. vaadu tak mani cheppesaadu ee paata pink floyd wish u were here ane paata copy ra ani.
Ventane reality check kosam aa paata kuda vinnanu. Copy ante maree manisharma pokiri cinema lo devuda devuda paatani ricky martin jaleo nunchi kottinatto leda keeravani chatrapathi title song ni final fantasy nunchi copy kottinatto kaadu gaani.(a blind search returned me this link http://teluguhqmp3.blogspot.com/2010/02/theme-of-chatrapathi-is-copied-from.html) . we can say that he might have got inspired by that song. The song is melodious. One should have swum the ocean of music to be able to modify a song to suit to a set of audience. ARR is smart.
Rule # 2 - Be smart.
Toil yourself hardenough to acquire a level of intelligence so that other people might mistake it for smartness.
And how did ARR become so smart ? ARR is a protege of the great maestro Illayaraja.
Rule # 3 - Learn the tricks of trade from the smartest guy in town.
Toil yourself hardenough under the tutelege of a genius to acquire a level of intelligence so that others might mistake it for smartness.
So ARR antha smart aithe and illayaraja anthakanna smart aithe mari ippudu illayaraja ki enduku ekkuva hits ravatledu ? sorry negativity vaddanukunnam kada.. question rephrase cheddam. ARR antha smart aithe and illayaraja anthakanna smart aithe ippudu illayaraja tunes janalaki enduku nachatledu ?
Simple times have changed.
Rule # 4 - Always remember Charles Darwin. Only those survive who have the ability to adapt to the changing conditions.
Toil yourself hardenough under the tutelege of a genius to acquire a level of intelligence and develop an ability to quickly adapt to the change so that people might mistake it for smartness.
ARR is great but illayaraja is genius. And the reason I say that is if you carefully listen to raja's songs you can feel the emotion behind it. His tunes reflect the mood beautifully. The music enhances the lyrics. They compliment each other in the best manner.
ARR's songs have what i call the zing factor while illayaraja puts some soul into each of his songs. They literally live.
hmm... simple ga cheppalante best ARR song okati teeskondi adi vintunnantha sepu ekkado venakala idi ARR song, idi ARR song, ARR super ilantivevo anipistuntaayi. Ade illayaraja song aithe, nothing... song starting appudu illayaraja manassulo medultadu gaani paata vintunnantha sepu manam paatalone untaam. Aa lyrics pattukuni tune tho ala munduku vellipotaam. This according to me is a mark of genius.
ok coming to our most important rule...
Rule # 1 - you can never imitate genius.
Dont get me wrong. Im not a critic of ARR's work or making up a case for illayaraja.(that would have been the joke you're all waiting for).Just my understanding of both the musicians.
Ok ippudu malla manam modalu pettina paata aaromale daggaraki vasthe... aa paata paadindi alphonse joseph ane malayalam music director. Athani gurinchi konchem net lo vethikanu. People walking down ane paata link dorikindi. aa paata first 60 sec vinagane ardham aipoyindi tagilindi mamoolodu kadu oka genius ani. ela antara ?
Rule # 5 - only a genius can recognize a genius.
(aaa ...ok ok nannu nenu mechukuni chaala kalam ayyindi mari.) rule baledantaara... em chestaam rules anni bavundalani ledu. Rule anthe mari.
Illayaraja --> ARR ARR --> Alphonso Joseph. ok na.
Sare ikkaditho kudincheddaam. Too many cooks screw up the kitchen annattu... too many rules ruin your life. But remember one thing. To break the rule you need to know the rule first.
Aagandaagandi... ippude o vishayam gurtochindi.
A week back... edo naa maasina battalanni washing machine lo veyyadaaniki jebulu check chestunnanu. oka naligi poyina chamanthi puvvu bayatapadindi. daanni chetiloki teeskuni chusesariki gurtochindi (blogs lo flashback lo flashback ide first time. kaadu.) rendu vaarala kritam nenu o sunday maa inti venakaale kothaga kattina vinayakudi gudiloki vellinappudu ichina puvvu adi. Casual ga ala jebulu veskuni marchipoyaanu. inka appatnunchi adi andulone undipoyi baaaga naligipoyindi.
Actual ga evaina sensitive things ni cheppalanukunnappudu puvvulatho vaatini polustaaru. hindi lo aithe ek komal sa masum sa cheez anta.
Alaantidi adi anthala naligi poyina kuda it didnt lose its fragrance. I was able to smell the fragrance for quite some moments before it died out. Naku nijanga chaala aascharyam ga anipinchindi. Istree petti kinda petti istree chesinattu, attala naligina puvvu lonchi kuda suvasana ravadam.
which leads us to
Rule # 6 - Never lose your character under pressure.
P.S: Im famazed to see that Black Eyed Peas have sampled Illayaraja’s music from a tamil film Sri Raghavendra (1985) for their Elephunk Theme (2003).
Evadaina rules ramanatham ani comment raayali… vaadiki rules palaka kunda, rules vinipinchakunda, rules kanipinchakunda chestaanu. Idi naa special limited edition rule.
Oka ullipaaya aa dumpa size ki daridaapu samaananga
Uppu: we will discuss this later.
Kaaram: mee capacity meraku.
Nammakam: annitikanna ekkuva.
Default apparatus: Oka pressure cooker (prestige aithe hundaga untundi), oka Gas stove (Butterfly ok), non-sick... sorry.. non-stick pan okati inka oka tablespoon vantanoone.(adi mari sunflower oil o leda groundnut oil naku perfect ga teleedu.)
Ippudu tayaru chese vidhanam:
Munduga aa konchem pedda size unna bangala dumpani baaga kadigi (mee area lo ela pilustaro mari...) tokko tolo adi teeseyyandi. Ippudu aa kadigi tokka teesina bangala dumpani koyyandi. Mundu addanga oka gaatu pettandi tarvatha niluvuga oka gaatu pettandi. Aa tarvatha ave directions lo ala atu itu gaatlu pettukuntu pondi. Gaatante tappuga ardham cheskuni edo sunnithanga mark pettukuneru... mukka tegela koyyamani naa ardham. Ponlendi gaatlettina gunthalettina cheyyikoskokunda aa dumpani chinna chinna cubes o cuboidso leda wafers laago koyyandi.Ee maatram kuda teleekunda vanta cheseydaaniki ready aipotaam anukuntunnava ani anakandi. Naku manduddi. Maattaadakandi. Cheppindi cheyyandi.
Next ullipaaya. Naaku telsu... kallu mandutaayi, correcte. Chinnapatnunchi ullipaayalu kosina vaallaki kuda kallu mandutaayi, kani em chestam. Ohhhhh ! gurtochindandoi... o saari eppudo eenadu paper lo najarana column lo chadivanu. Ullipaayalni manchi neella boring kinda petti kosthe kallu mandavanta. Emmari... ippudu boring kosamem vethukutaaru gaani.. koseyyandi late aipoddi.
Ippudu kallu tuduchukondi.
Poyyi veliginchi chinna manta meeda aa non-stick pan pettandi.Aa tablespoon vanta noone ee pan meeda poyyindi. Kaasepatiki adi kaagutundi. Appudu meeru kosina aa bangala dumpa mukkalni aa pan loki veyyandi. Jagrathaga veyyandem... endukante nooni chitapataladaddi. Naku sarrrrrrrrrrr mandi(kaalindi). Kaasepu vepandi... next time vepi nappudu easy ga undataaniki. Ala vepaaka aa mukkalni vere paatra loki teeskondi. Ippuduullipaaya mukkalni aa pan meeda vepandi. Same 2 same indaaka ela chesaro ippudu kuda alaage.
Aa ullipaayalu vege time lo ippudu manam ee bangala dumpa mukkallo uppu kalapaali. Ento nenenni saarlu chesina ee uppu daggara matuku bucket tannestundi. So first konchem vesanu... aa tarvatha inkonchem vesanu. Meeru meekistamaina devudni talchukuni veskondi.
Ippudu aa ullipaayaltho paatu manam pakkana pettina dumpa mukkalni kuda pan lo vesi vepandi.
Ikkado chinna trick undi. Ala sunnam kottina raayila veputune undakudadu... just in time lo oka chitikedu uppu chi chi... chitikedu pasupu inka mee kolathaki taggattu kaaram veskovaali. Ala vepandi. Pan ki chivarla nalla nallaga evo kanipistuntaayi. Eeeeem kangaru padakandi. Avi ullipaaya mukkalannamaata. Maadipotunnayanthe. So etochi ee mukkallani konchem erraga konchem nallaga rangochesariki poyyi katteyyandi.Ammanaa backgroundoo.... indaaka nunchi poyyi anestunnana... “stove”... stove katteskondi. (Inka nayam pan ni penam aneyledu... inkemanna undaa asale bangalor elo untunnanu posh lekundaaane..)
Serves1.Garnish and Additional toppings:Not Required.
Fast Fact:Ee koora nenemi special ga kanipetti tayaru cheyyaledu. Kshana kshanam cinema lo Venkatesh ide vandi petti Jaamu Raatiri ani paadithe.... Sri Devi....Sri DeviFlatu !!!
Kooralo o rendu mukkalu teeskuni taste chusanu... aaaaaaaaaaaha oooooooooooho amogham atyadbhutam ani ananu gaani... gurtunchukondi, sachin tendulkar kuda first match lone century kotteyledu. Vaadu “Sachin Tendulkar” ani nokka kandi... naaku telsu vadu sachin tendulkar aina sourav ganguly aina first match lo century kottaledu... anthe. Inka maattadakandi.
Note: Ee kriya prakriya motham poorthayyesariki oka ganta time padutundi. Ee lopulo chinna pillalni, musalaallani vanta gadi vaipu raanivvakandi. Aroma therapy valla vichintranga pravartinche pramadam undi. Plus vaallu koora aipoyaaka surprise element missavutaru. Jagratha suma.
Cheppadam marchipoyaanu... ee koora kanna mundu meeru annam vandukovaali. Uthi koora tinaleru kada. Annam easy... oka pidikedu biyyam teeskuni rendu saarlu kadagandi. Edo kolathaki cheppanu gaani meeru direct ga Pidikillone kadigetaaniki try chesthe ibbandi padataaru... edaina ginniloki teeskuni kadagandi. Ippudu aa biyyaaniki rettimpu neellu aa ginni lo posi, “stove”... stove meeda pettandi. Kaasepatiki annam aipotundi. Inthakanna easy ga kaavalante kuda naa daggara trick undi. Cheptaa... cheptaa....” pressure cooker” vaadandi. Same process kaakapothe aa cooker keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssshhhhhhhhhh mani rendo moodo vigilsesina tarvatha stove arpeyyandi.
Annam tayaaaaaaaaar.
Ippudu koorela vachina manam padeskotaaniki manasoppadu kada. Andukani tinaali. Malli cheppadam marchipoyaanu meeku cheppakunda nenu side dish ga oka omlet veskunnanu. Ofcourse uppu kolatha asusual ga dobbindanukondi. Annam tintunnantha sepu okate daggu... identehe asala manam kaaramekkuva veyyaledu.. atleast miriyaala podi kuda veyyaledu anukunanu. Vanta gadilo exhaust fan on chesi vachi koorchunnanu. Aina daggaagadem... “aloo” chinchesthe appudu ardhamayyindi. Manam modatlo nammakam annitikanna ekkuvesesaam. Ade ghaatekkuvayyi ee daggu.
P.S:Ee naa paaka saastra praveenyaaniki mechi... nenoka book rayadalchukunnanu. “All you ever wanted to know about cooking but didn’t know whom to ask” ani. Mundu title pettanu content kosam Mee salahaalu soochanalu pampagalaru.
Shravanabelagola tarvatha maa next stop Halebeedu... Belur. Ee rendu gulla gurinchi cheppadaaniki bhaasha meeda manchi pattu unnaavaallu oka kaavyam laantidi rayaali. Naakaithe ee gullu chusaaka andam ane padaaniki ardhamento telisindi. Ramayana Mahabharathaalloni chaala ghattaalu ee gudi godala meeda chekkaru. Chustunnantha sepu abba abba abba ...ila enni saarlanukunnano...
For the first time in the past few years... manaki intha goppa history undaa anukuni adoka type of highness feel ayyanu. Ee kaalam lo ante camera vachi moment ni capture cheyyagalgutunnam gaani aa kaalam lo anthaa vaalla vaalla oohallonchi geesinave kada. Vaalla imaginative power just wonderful. Einstein annattu Imagination is more important than Knowledge... It will show you what logic cannot even comprehend. Srujanaathmakatha ante literal ga chesi chupinchaaru. Adbhutamaina silpalanu srustinchaaru. Naa edava bhaasha ki manchi adjectives dorakatledu nannu kshaminchandi. Aina asala ilaanti vaati gurinchi raayadaaniki nenu chaalanu. Raayagalgina raayakudadu kudaani... ivi andaru chusi telsukovaale tappa maro daari ledu. (for pics - www.picasaweb.google.com/devikanths)
Maa guide veeti gurinchi chaala stories cheppadu. Aa kaalam lo ee city mundu pedda lake undadam valla dwarasamudra anevaarani, mana desam lo 6th, 7th largest nandi vigrahaalu ikkada unnayani, ee temple kattadaaniki 40 yrs pattindani, three generations of workers indulo paalgonnarani, ilaage inka evevo cheppadu.
Naakavanni pedda ekkaledu gaani oka story matuku “baaga” ekkindi.
Ade TheCurious Case of Padmini jaathi stree. Aa time lo raani peru shanthala anta. (Raju peradakkandi gurtuledu). Aavida chaala goppa andagathata. Inka super dancer kudananta. Inka aavida andam gurinchi evevo cheppadu antha gurtuledu naku. Inthaki aavida pojulanni inspiration teeskuni aa gudi meeda silpalanni chekkesaranta. So aavida super model kudanannamaata. Ante mothammeeda maanchi talented candidate ani ardham cheskondi. Aavida padmini jaathi stree ata.
Oka silpaanni chupinchi padmini jaathi streela features describe chesadu. Moham chakkaga nuduta, mukku, geddam moodu sambhagaaluga untayata. Face emo 1/7th of total body length. Nadum medantha sannaga untundi.(idi mare too much exaggeration anukondi...). arikaali madhyalo ubbethuga chinna gap la untundata. Kudi kaali chupudu velu botanavelu kante konchem peddadiga untundata.
Ilaanti ammayi ganka dorikithe... enti d.o.r.i.k.i.t.h.e ventane pelli cheskomannadu. Lekapothe meeintiki edi daggaraithe adi, godarlo gaani samudram lo gaani dookesi, leda o purugula mandu seesa okati konukkuni taagesi, poni mee intiki daggarlo ekkadaina roaddestunte aa roadroller kinda talapettukuni padukuni... ivanni bhayamanukunte atleast oka FM channel anchor gola vintu... chachipomannaadu.
Hmm edisadu anukunnanu. Nenasale too intelligent kada.... babu nuvvu plus lanni cheppavu sare... minuslu kuda untaayi avento kuda cheppu annanu...
Aayana naa bhujam meeda cheyyesi...
Babu nenu padmini jaathi stree gurinchi cheppagaane andaru sankalu guddukunte vellipoyevaaru. Nuvvu maatram evaru adagani dharma sandeham adigavu... you seem to be smart annaru.
Naakelaagu nenu smart ani intelligent ani wonderful ani extraordinary ani munde telsu kaabatti... ala evaranna pani gattukuni malla naaku gurtuchesina peddaga pattinchukonu. Asale chaala humble kada.
Sare vinu... padmini jaathi streelu pellayyaaka bhayamkaramaina dominating ga tayaravutaaru. Yamadoothalante ela untaaro chupistaru annadu.
Dominatingaa... inkemannana... malla edisaadu. Devi ikkada.... asale monark andulonu oka psycho monark ni. Nannevadu emi cheyyaledanukunna manasulo.
Aayanakela vinipinchindo mari...
Baaaaboooooooooooooo.............. nenu kuda tonty foor years back monark monark anukuntu tirigevaadni.
Ippudu anukondi.. andulo emundi .
neeku teleedu babu teleedu...
Padmini jaathi stree pattinde pattu vadilithe ottu...monark la undetodni nannu maa aavida o monk la tayaru chesesindi...
Aayana papam cap teesitala vanchi, idigo ila chudamma antu...nadi nethi meeda oka depression laantidi chupincharu.
Babu aa sotta nenu puttinappudu ledu.... tonty foor years back kuda ledu.
Mari ???
Adi... Maa aavida matlaadutunnappudu nenu madhyalo matladina, vanta ala undi ila undi ani anna, naa daggara cheeralu nagalu konukkodaaniki dabbulevanna., aakhariki edaina cinemalo heroine baavundanna, maa aavida naa tala daggaraki teeksuni ala nimurutunnatte nimuruthu oke saari tang tang mani rendu mottikaayalu vesedi.
Ala tonty foor years batti kottina mottikaayala valla akkadedo grahaantara sakalam paddattu o crater erpadindi.
Ante mee aavida gaaru...
Padmini jaathi stree ye... naakokkadikenenti ee bumper bonanza prati magadu anubhavinchi teeralsinde anukuni appatnunchi naa tourists andarni “guide” chestunnanu.
ponlendi saar chesina papam cheppukunte potundi lendi ani nenu akkadnunchi vachesanu.
Hmm.. eeyanedo story aithe cheppesaadu gani.. naku namma budhi kaaledu.
Hmm... Ento ado type of busy aipoyanu. Ee Madhya bottiga office lo maa AM gaadni tittukovadamo, NYTimes gaani... leda ye Wall Street Journal lo articles chaduvukuntu time gadipestunnanu. Jeethamistunnarlendi! Weekends naa violin classlu potayani ekkadiki kadalatam ledu. Ala ani adee antha goppa ga em vaaayicheyyatledu. Anthaa atu itu ga undi naa paristhithi. Inthalo maa baavagaarkedo office pani undante Bangalore vacharu. Ee weekend maatram tappaledu. “Ekkadikaina veldam...” annaru. Nenu kuda desaanni pareekshinchi chaala kaalamayyindani projects in pipeline la eppatnuncho irukkupoyina BHS (Belur-Halebeedu-Shravanabelgola) trip plan chesanu. Akkademuntaayo ela untaayo teleedu, just world famous sites ani inka bus lo ala kurchuni dooranga ekkadikaina vellipoyachani tickets book chesesanu.
Aadivaaram poddunne naalugintikalla lechipoyaanu. Sali sampeddemo anukunnanu gaani...em ledu antha. Ok. Edumpaavu ki maa bus. Ticket meedemo bhoomaagipoyina edumpaavu daataka bus aagadani rasaadu. Edunnara ki start ayyindi. Unseason emo.... bus mothaaniki padihenu mandi kuda leru. Memu, oka Malayaali batch, oka English batch, oka Hindi batch, inka inko batch undi gaani... maradi romantic batch emo.Vaallebhaasha loni matladukoledu. Kaani ammayi ki shravanbelgola vachesariki vaanthulayyaayi.
Bus Bangalore polimera daatesariki naaku unnattundi oke saari kadupulo tipputunnattu,kallu mandipothunattu, chevulu potochestunattu.... lorry tyre kinda padina nimmakaaya laaga naa burranthaa ado rakanga pichi feeling vachesindi. Vellakellaka ee trip plan chesthe idekkadi gola ra babu anukunnanu. Sarele poni anni mind games ee kadaani konchem kallu mooskuni devunni talchukunnanu. Naa divyadrusti ki ekkadanuncho evado raakshasudi baari nunchi kaapadamantu amaayaka devathalu haahaa kaaraalu aarthanaadalu chestunattu SOS signal oti tagilindi. Emiti prabhu nee maaya... Volvo bussulo devathalenti... haahaaa kaaralenti anukuntu kallu terichi chusaanu.Maa conductor gaadu pettina paatala mahima adanthaa. Vaadu inka driver iddaru kannada vaalle... kaani hindi paatalu pettadu daridrudu. Avi paatalu kaadu rothalu. Asala antha passionate ga antha pachi pachi ga pichi paatalu evadra babu tayaaruchesadanukunnanu. Naa divyadrustini inkonchem venakki pampaanu.
Aa conductor gaadu kuda okappudu manchivaade. Vaadi busslo roju boldu mandi ekkevaaru. Telugollu, Aravollu, Malayaleelu, hindi vaallu, englishollu, kannada vaallu, punjabeelu ila o china size bhaaraddesam aa bus ekkedi. Bangalore daate varaku sardukunna bhaaraddesam konchem prasaanthatha aavarinchesariki gaggolu pettedi. Telugodu telugu paatalettamani... hindi vaadu hamaare gaane ani... kandu ganganthaa namma paatagalu ani ila aruchukuntu karuchukuntu mana conductor gaadiki manassaanthi lekunda chesevaallu.
Oka roju ee baadha ki tattukoleka, vaadu driver cabin lo talupeseskuni 222 km aagakunda ghoramaina tapassu chesaadu. Evvari maatalu boothulu vaadi tapassuki bhangam kaliginchalekapoyaayi. Aa tapassuki mechi aakasavani pratyakshamayyindi.
Aavida maayamavvadam tho paate driver cabin ni pagalagottukuntu vachina mana mini bhaaraddesam ee conductor gaadi jeevitha paramaardhaanni chithakottesindi.
Conductor ki spruha vachesariki ati telivi valla vache anardhaalu chaala koolamkashanga ardhamayyayi.
Next day vaadu malli alaage 222km ghora tapassu chesaadu. Ee saari aakasavani vaalla aayana pratyakshamayyaadu.
Enti saar madam gaaru raakunda mimmalni pampinchaaru... baaga feelayyaaraandi ?
Abbe adem ledu raaa... aerobics class kellindi anthe.
Manodu musi musi ga navvukuntu...Oho andukenaandi inkaa..... maata poorthicheselope gaallochi oka balamaina pidikili davada meeda gib gib mani rendu guddulu kuripinchindi.
Manodu kaasepu kuyyo morro ani noppi taggaaka... swamy enti ee maaya ???
Maaya kaadeheyy.... ayye “aerobics” ante mari.
Adenti somi...
Adanthe... ee madhya abbaayilaki acid bottillu, veta kodavallu easy ga dorikestunnayi kada... anduke ee arrangement beta testing jarugutondi paina.
Swami naa face mareee antha yebraasi gaadida lakanipistondaa ?
Baabbaabu aagandi. Ee buslo unnantha sepu ee mini bhaaraddesam nannu mukkalu mukkaluga peekku tinestondandi. Paatalettamantaaru... malla avunnaya ivunnaaya antaaru. Nannu kaapadandi ee bhaaraddesaannunchi... L
Adentadi ninnu paataladagadamenti.... mee bhoolokamlo ee paatiki Ipod ane mrutasanjeevini parikaram okati market loki raavaale....
Ipod enti swamy....
(Ammani steve jobs gaadiki Ipod taayaru cheyyinchamani job isthe intha late chestunnada... hmm undu aadi pancreas ki chinna melikedatanu anukoni...)
Abbe.. neeku teleedule... ne baadha nakardhamayyindi gaani... ingo idi teesko... antu o CD vaadi chetilo pedataadu.
Emunnayi swamy indulo...
“LOVE” songs ra...
Enduku swamy idi...????
Orey neeku varamadagadam raadu... isthe teeskodam anthakanna raadu...nee atitelivitho endukura kori kompa munchukuntaavu... mememi chesina adi loka kalyanam kosam chesthaam.
Ekkuva matladakunda teesko anthe... ani maayamaipoyaadu.
Ala vaadiki aa CD dorikindi. Appatnunchi vaadu bus bayalderaka ee CD petti cabin lo kelli talupeskune vaadu.
Aa CD lonchi vache paatalu ati bhayamkaranga undevi..
e.g:mujhe tu itna chaahiye ki bus mein shaadi ke din marjaavu , O meri shehzaadeeeeeeee... mein hu tera shehzaadaaaa, arey laal chunari waali tere naam tho bathaa.... arey naam ke deewane tere kaam tho bathaa....
ilaage evo pichi pichi padajaalantho ardham pardham lekunda krooraathikrooranga undevi.
Ee baadha ki tattukoleka bhaaraddesam chevullo doodulu pettukuni, kallu gattiga moosukuni kikkuru manakunda padukodaaniki viswa prayatnam chesedi. Conductor gaadiki assalu ardham ayyedi kaadu. Stop vachaaka passengers ni evarnaina aa paatallo emundi ani adigithe, paschaathaapa padutunna mokhaaltho okkokallu rendu chethulu jodinchi namaskarinche vaare tappa emi matladevaaru kaadu.(ante antha sepu alaanti paatalinnaka vaalla maata padipoyedi kaasepu). Kontha mandaithe chevulu koseskuniyerrati kerchiefsnokki pettukuni bus digevaaru.
Conductor kemi ardham ayyedi kaadu. Ela telsukovaalo teleeka malla 222km ghora tapassu chesaadu. Ee saari aakasavani vaallaayana kalisi pratyakshamayyaru.
Swaameeeeeeeeeeeeeee................. swameeeeeeee......... nee maaya amomgham. Aa CD mahatyam valla naa jeevitham prasaanthanga saagipotundi.Kaani naaku teleeni vishayamokkate...
Inthaki emundi swamy aa CD lo ?
“Prema”....
???
Aa CD lo bus lo evaru anavasaranga gola cheyyoddani prema tho cheppam ra... anthe
The Greatest Gift you can give someone is your time Because when you are giving someone your time, You are making them a part of your life for the moment. -Anonymous
chi chi.... cheeeeeeeeeeee chi chi......... chi chi cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.................. Asala roju nenu podunna lechinappatnunchi aa rojayyentha varaku andaru.... "ee roju devi gaadni peddedavani cheyyali" ani devudiki dannam pettukuntaara enti ? Ee devudokadu evaru padithe vaalla korikalanni teerchi padestuntaadu.... Ye rojaithe abba nenu konchem parledu ani anukuntaano... sarigga aa marnadu.... naaku chaala "parva" undi ani nirupinchestuntaaru...
Ee roju na manaana nenu poddunne yenimidinnara kalla lechipoyi venkateswara suprabhatam chadivi, vishnu sahasranam paadithe late ayyela undani devudni manasulo "you are great" aneskuni panulanni mugincheskuni office ki bayalderanu. O 5 min nadisthe bus stand malla bus digaaka office ki inko 5 min walk. Road meeda evadi golalo vaaduntaadu kaabatti nenu andarni chustune evarni chudanattu natinchesthu fast fast ga nadichestuntanu. Road ki o side meeda o musalaavida gudda paruchukuni kurchuni roju adukkuntundi. Nenala side nunchi naduchukunellipotaanu gaani eppudu chillara veyyaledu. veyyakudadani kaadu gaani beggars ni encourage cheyyala vadda anedi eppatikappudu confusing proposition.Makes me feel uncomfortable. Nenu roju ala goda la vellipotunnanu kada asala papam naa gurinchi emanukuntundo anukunnanu... oke saari aavida o kankarraayichukuni taaaaaaapppp mani kotti nee enkamma nee aasthi emanna adigana o rupaayi veyyochu ga ala vesthe nuvvemi "arey baamma garu meeru baaga adukkuntunnare... inka baaga adukkondi" ani rupaayi ichinattu kaadu ! ade.. nee bhasha lo "encourage" chesinattu kaadu... nakemanna sarada enti ila adukkodaaniki ?... ammo.... ooohalo ila gaddi pettestondente evida. cut... cut.... cut !!! alantollani old age homes lo pettali... kaani nenedavani kaabatti responsibility teeskonu.
Manusanthaa nata(na)raj eraser petti cheripeskuni malla bus digaanu. Office ki nadusthu maa frend ki phone chesi memiddaram edo business concepts discuss cheskunnamu. Office ochesindi neninka maa mind lo ave alochistunnanu.. asalem chustunnano chestunnano teleeni state. Body ikkade undi kaani burra ekkado undi. Edo robot ki key ichi vadilesthe panichesinattu.. ala ala nadusthu potunnanu. Background lo ekkadoooooooooo "sir" ane padam vini vinapadanattu vinipinchindi. Maalokam gaadni ee lokam lo kochi chusthe.... talupu daggara unde security guard chiru navvutho "Good Morning Sir " annadu. Nenasala vaadneppudu chudaledu. Ma floor ki kotha ga vachi untaadu. Nenu alexander the great laaga... good morning accept chesinattu just umm annattu tala oopi vellipoyaanu. Nenentha edavani... asala naa edavatanaanni kolvadaaniki kolabaddalenti ? aa kolabaddalaki naa edavatanam andutundaa.... Ananthamaindi naa edavatanam(C).
Papam asala nenevaro kuda teleedu vaadiki... evaro vadi supervisor, employees vastunte poddunne vaallani wish cheyyi ani cheppuntaadu. Vaadu antha sincere ga plus oka chakkani chiru mandahaasam tho Good Morning ani chepthe... asala vaadi presence ni kuda lekkacheyyanattu edo alochinchukuntu vellipotaana. Intha kanna digajaara galana....(galanemo... inkenni chupistaado devudu garu). Saati manishi unikini gurtinchaleni vaadni manishi anagalama ? Deeniki endukintha color istunnanante.... athanu nannu wish chesina vidhanam inka athani moham lo aa smile. He is not the charming of persons and you wouldnt like to get a look from him normally. He is not your usual hunk who can get the gals drooling. He is just our average man with an average smile. But he has an aura of purity. His face actually "glowed" when he smiled at me. Vaadiki nenedo chaala kaalam nunchi telsinattu naaku manaspoorthi ga aa rojantha manchi jaragaalani korukunnattu wish chesaadu.(to be frank i even had a good day today)
Eppudaina try chesaara... asala atleast mana close frends ki... edo typewriter lonchi kotti nattu kaakunda manaspoorthiga gundelonchi freshhh ga navvuthu. "Good Morning" ani gaani "Good Day" ani gaani wish chesaara ? It will definetly have a soothing effect on you when you mean that. If not... please acknowledge the person who wishes you. That will make their day.
The events and thoughts as they unfolded on 01/05/2009…
hmm..... anukunnatlu gaane naa internal sketch phalinchi nannu bengaluru lo padesindi. Mumbai tho polchukunte bengaluru inka baalya dasalone unndi. Iruku roadlu iruku busslu anthakanna irukiruku manastatvaalu. Mumbai lo nenu chusina corporate culture ki ikkadiki chaala teda undi. Mumbai lo antha open, nee pani chesko intiki po anthe. ikkada ala kaadu nee seniors ni sir anaali vaallaki ekkada ye sthithi lo kanipinchina vangi vangi dannaalu pettali. Idi o rendu vaaralu chusina tarvatha maa colleague ni adiganu..Endukantha bhayam... andari pranaalu vaadi chethullone unnattu vaadedo vaadi kastammeeda manandarni batikistunattu ala chestaarenduku annanu. Adi bhayamo vinayamo gouravamo kaadu babu adi Natana. Entha baaga natisthe anta manchidi. nee natana ki maarkulu kuda untaayi. inka ardhamayyindi. Uthara bhaarathaaniki Dakshina bhaarataaniki ide kottochinattu kanapade teda. Tana meeda nammakam kante edutivaadante bhayamekkuva. Eduti vaadinunchi saayam aasinche varaku kuda manam bhayapaduthu batakaalsinde. Naku nene saayam anukunte bhayamundadanta. Nenu firstlo Mumbai lo naa TL ni sir ani pilisthe vaadiki gundello gunapam dimpinattu feel aipoyi... nannu o conference room loki teeskelli o ganta sepu cheda mada vaayinchesaadu. Naa peru Nikhil nannu Nikhil ani piluvu... Sir ante evado naaku teleedu ani. Nikhil naaku chaala nerpaadu nenu chaala nerchukunnanu. Nikhil gurinchi inkeppudaina cheptaanu gaani... o chinna udaharana istaanu... udyogam kothalo naako pani cheyyamani cheppadu...technical di. Daanni poorthiga ardham cheskune sariki ardham ayyindi adi chaala kastamaindi mana level ki adi saripadadu ani. Ade vishayam cheppanu... Nikhil this is too difficult for me ani.
Nikhil: But it is not impossible........right ?
Ala manalo kontha manta puttinchi mana potential ni manaki chupincha galige vaallu Leaders.I feel lucky to have met many dynamic people and made good friends out of them in mumbai. Nikhil and Anand being the most notable.
So bangalore has not won over my heart atleast as of now.
Edaina kotha place ki vellinappudu nenu automatic ga kontha disturb avutu untaanu. Anduke intiki vellalanipinchi RJY bayaluderaanu. Kaani akkada inka ekkuva disturb avutanani oohinchalekapoyaanu.
RJY ni talchukuntu naa navala chaduvukuntu appudappudu pakka vaalla maatalu vintu prayanam saagistunnanu. Burralo anthaa chinnapati jnapakaalu medulutunnayi. Maa Arun Sir fourth class lo pettina quizzulu, Rambabu gaaru cheppina lekkalu, Prabha miss gaari class lo entha aapukunna aagani nidra...(aina papam aavida nannu sontha kodukula chusevaaru), maa vardhini gaari chamakkulu, Padmavathi gaari firebrand maatalu, naaku 10th class exams oka roju mundu vachina chicken pox ki Usha gaari mandula help... ila maa teachers andari saayam vaari prabhavam. Aa tarvatha srinivasa academy lo Ramadoss garu, Satyam garu, Mutyala rao garu, Sri Devi garu. Maa Engg college lo lecturers. Inka chaala mandi nannu nannu ga tayaaruchesina vaarandaru gurtostunnaru. Intha mandi manchi vaarini kalisi vaallatho oka relation erparchukogaliginanduku naalo naake chaala santhoshamga anipinchindi.
Naa alochanalu inkonchem munduku vellayi.Nenu ee roju oka palana avvadaaniki kaaranam alochinchaanu. Adi chaala mandi sahrudayam tho chesina saayam.Vaari chetullo nannu physically mentally baaga teerchididdaaru. Nanne kaadu naalaaga chaala mandini vaallu teerchididdaaru. Naa institutions Naa vaallu Naa vooru anna feeling inkonchem gatti padindi. Nenu chaduvukundi SKVT schoollo. Engg chesindi NITK surathkallo. ila naalage chaala mandi baaga chaduvukoni tamakantu oka sthanaanni eraparchukogaligela chesinayi ituvanti institutions. Vaatiki aa sakthi ni ichindi manam. Mana tax payers money. So indirect ga mana abhivruddi ki chaala mandi kastaarjitham kaaranam avutundi. Naa society naaku intha help chesindi. Mari naaku manavaalla patla unna bhaadhyata enti ?
Naa service yokka end product ultimate ga western society progress avvadaaniki todpadutundi. Daaniki santhoshinchaala ledaa manaki manam em cheskolekpotunname ani badha padala ? IIT's IIM's ivanni kuda premier institutions of the world gaane pariganistaaru mari andulonchi vache chaakullaanti kurraallantha emavutunnaru ? Vaalla thought power ni manam enduku upayoginchukolekapotunnamu ? Western Media oka manchi gimmick nerchukundi. Manalni gaallo unchinatha sepu em baadh undadani. India is going to be super power in the coming times ani... Indians are highly intellectual professionals ani... ilaanti stories rendu moodu journals lo nadipistundi. Manam vaatini chusi guddiga nammeyyadame tappithe emanna alochistunnama ? Nijamga manam antha intellectuals aithe mana govt office lu inka endukantha adhvaannanga edustunnayi ? Ippatiki corruption antha baaga chalamani avutundadaaniki kaaranam enti ?
Naa uneasyness ni ee rakanga chudachemo... india anedi oka raithu anukundaam. athaniko kooragaayala thota undanukundaam. Athanu sraminchi chaala kaalam kastapadi pandinche okko mokkani kontha dabbu padesi evaro konukkuntunnaru. Ala bayataki vellini okko mokka sthanam lo okko void erpadutundi. Daani vere mokkatho poodchatledu. Mana sontha polaanni manam ammukuntunnam. Inka koddi kaalam lone polam lo mokkalemi undavu. India ane raithuki okappudu polam undedi ane sthaayi ki veltundi.
Ee question ki answer alochinchandi. What is India famous for?India is famous for highly skilled cheap labour.(naa prakaaram)
Naa uddesam prakaaram manam inka ilaage undadaaniki kaaranam saraina awareness lekapovadam. Chinnapatinunchi mana pillalni orey nuvvu engineer avvalano ledo doctor avvalano nooripostaam. "Engg varaku kastapadara aa tarvatha dabbe dabbu. CI avvara suitcaselu intikostaayi..." Asala pillavadu engg gaani doctor gaani ayyaka vaadu ye rakanga society ki upayogapadagalado vaadiki evaranna cheptunnaraa ? (naaku teleedu mari.) Anthenduku oka citizen ga manaki unde hakkulu gaani mana power gaani poorthiga manaki telsaa ? Asala Govt ante enti daanilo enni depts untaayi avanni prajalaki ye rakanga services andistaayi ee information anthaa screened away from the common man. Anduke govt officello vaallu cheppinde vedam chesinde natyam.Manaki edaina avasaram vasthe tappa manam govt gurinchi pattinchukovatledu. Driving license laki passport laki agents inka enduku undaali ?
Independence raakmundu situation chusthe. Evari brain chid o teleedu gaani Civil Disobedience movement anedi jarigindi. Bottom line is.. Swadesi. Everything Swadesi. Mana desam lo mana kastam tho tayaruchesina vastuvulne vaadadaam. Ituvanti decision valla Indian industries lo oka rakamaina competition erpadi undedi. Cons umer elaagu mana productse vaadataadu kaabatti market lo annitikante most competent product release cheddamane kasi motivation manufacturing sector lo undundedi. Ee desi competition valla mana research and manufacturing processes baaga stringent ayyi manchi quality products ni ivvagaligi undevaaru. May be if it had continued longer our products would have stood a chance to be among the top brands in the world. Manam bmw cars tayaru cheyyalekapovachu… but still we would have produced a car which would give all the Mercs and bmws a run for their money. We would have positioned ourselves among the world leaders by now.
Ask yourselves how many of the products we use daily come from the Indian stable?
Ee vidhanga naa burra tyagaraaya keerthanulu aarunnra sruthi lo paadestundi. Manaki telsina management sutraalu konni mana govt ki apply chesthe ....?
Ivi ila kaakapoyina vere ye vidhanga naina prastutam mana govt lo jargutunnayo ledo naaku teleedu. Naakanipinchinavi ivi.
1. Govt ki sambandinchina prathi procedure and processess anni... ye ye processess ki entha time teeskuntundo (SLA laaga)... anni clear cut ga define chesi oka concrete form lo janalaki andubaatu lo unchaali.
2.People are the power of an organization. Mana govt lo unde prathee dept kuda one year ki oka saari oka newsletter laantidi publish cheyyali. Andulo aa one year lo vaallaki vachina funds, vaati allocation, vaatitho chestunna panula progress veetannititho paatu aa panulaki responsible ainatuvanti vaalla contacts undaali. Ee rakanga information awareness kontha perugutundi janaallo.
3.Auditing. Govt ante bothiga monopoly aipoyindi vaadem chepthe ade nadustundi. So palana govt pani sarigga chestunda ledaa ani chuddaaniki oka third party chetha daani processess ni audit cheyyinchaali.
Enni processlunna manalo transparency lekapothe saadhinchagalgindi emi ledu....(asala kaavalsinde idi)
Govt mana andariki jobs ivvalekapovachu…. Ivvaledu kuda. But all we have is thought power. We can atleast think of some ideas which would make a difference. We may not actually implement our ideas but they will certainly be of use for someone someday.
How can this be the end…?
P.S: you may feel that i am against globalisation... I have elaborated about it in the comments.
Passportu passportu nuvvenduku raaledammaa ? A. Naku chadavadam raadu B. Naku raayadam raadu C. Naku chadivinchadam raadu D. Naku raayinchadam raadu
Prologue
Manager: babu devi…. Naakosaari nee passport no. kaavalammaa… Devi: Neeku teleedemo mari… naaku passport ledu. Manager: Haaa..? Ledaaaa…. :O hmm ponile nee PAN card no. ivvu Devi: Neekidi kuda teleedaa… naakadi kuda ledu. Manager: (avaakkayyi…) So… I guess you must be having your driving license atleast….would you mind sharing… Devi: (Bande unte bussendukani….) Of course I know driving but…. I never thought I would require a license to drive…u know… I am just content with my license to kill. Manager ki mantaputti: Are “YOU” khiddhing meee…. :X ??? Devi: Maranduke…. Indaaka nunchi ooo tega numberladigestunnavu enti sangathi… kompateesi naa performance ki bokka borla padipoyi… nannemanna phoren pampinche phrograam petteskuntunnava….(kannukoduthu adiga…) Manager: Manakantha ledu…. Devi:Manasulo…( Hammani… gaalanthaa teesesaadedava) Manager: Mana devudiki ante mana client gaadiki resources ni unique ga identify chese Personal Identification Number (PIN) laantidi kaavalantenu…. Devi: Osssss inthenaaa… naa daggaro brahmaandamaina idea undi…naa fone no. raaskomanu. Manager: iddarni gouravanga goyyi teesi kappettestaadu. Devi: (eedenti what an idea sirji anukuntaadanukunte..) Sarle Maremcheddamantaavu ? Manager: Urgent ga anni apply chesko…. Aina neekivemi lekundaa payroll meeda ela pettukunnaru…hmmm ( mellaga sannai nokkulu nokkutunnaadu..) Devi: Hussssssssssshhhhhhhhhuuuu….. sshhhhhhhu…. Manager: Mari apply cheskovalsindi kadaa… ippudu husshoo anukunte passportu pan card vastaaya ?
Devi….(oho...cha alagaa….…)
Devi: Sare aite apply cheskuntaan gaani… monna project party ki pub kelinappudu nuvvu evarevarni ekkadekkada gillavo…. Manager: Hussssssssssshooooooooo….husssshhhhuu… Devi: Mari gillakunda undaalsindi kada….ippudu husshoo anukunte avanni mee intlo teleekunda untaaya ? (Manager…chethulu jodisthu kallu mooskuni tala dinchukunnadu) Devi: Cha…. Nuvvu gilleyyachu gaani mem husshoo anakudada… Manager: Vadilevayya naayana… naa bangaru konda kadu. Indaakedo foreign program antunnavu… vellalanundaa ? mari cheppachkada innallu…. Neeku baaga mohamaatamekkuavayya devi. Devi: Hmm… neeku chethivaatamekkuva… Manager: adigo malla…. Hussshhhhoooo……
Idi o samvatsaram kindati maata… naachetha passport ki apply cheyyinchadaaniki poonukuni vaadi kompaki nippantinchukunentha pani chesaadu mavodu.
Deenikanna mundu nenu chaduvukunetappudu maa collegollu kuda try chesaaru. Palana vaaram post officollu vastaaru… meerandaru enchakka passport ki apply cheskovachu, easy ga vachestundi ani. Appudu nenu… ”Haahhahahahaha….. pichollu passport perutho naa daggaranunchi veyyarupaayalu dobbeddamane…nenemanna GRE aspirant anukunnara ? aina amerika afrika vellalante passport kaavali gaani subbaranga india lo unde vaadni naakenduku ? Poni anthaga kaavalanukunte abroad velletappude apply cheskuntaanu…. Indulo emundi MP seat aa ? MLA ticket aa ? pedda criminal background kuda akkarleddu deeniki …passporte kada… ” ila anukodame kaakundaa migatha apply chestunna vaallandarni chusi electionlalo votlesevaallani chusi navvukunnantha navvukunnanu.
Ee madhya obama kuda amerika nunchi manollandarni tolestunnadu…so passportla daggara raddi taggundochu.. inkaa evevo anukuni…Mothaaniki internal sketchokati vesi… ikkada maa aamchi Mumbai nunchi passport ki apply cheddamani decide ayyanu.
Website lo chusthe identity proof, address proof unte chaalu annattu rasaadu. (ohh… idintha veeji aa anukuni) gabaalni online lone apply chesesaanu. Application submit cheyyadaaniki aa mannaadu 10:15 am ki thane passport office ki ramannaadu. Manaki eppudu ilaanti crunch situations lo edurayye addankulanni eduroddesi correct ga 10 kalla vellipoyaanu. Passport office board kanipistundi daani venaka background lo moodu anakondaalu saagadeesi antinchesi melikalu tippesinattu Queue okati undi. “Vaarni…Bhaaraddesaaniki svatantram vachi 62 yellayyindi inka paapam ee janaalandariki internet ani okatundani… andulo passport ki apply cheskovachani…. Appudu queue emi lekunda direct ga counter daggaraki vellochani(website lo rasadandi babu… kaavalante chuskondi) teleeka agnanam tho aapa sopaalu padutunnaree…..hatha vidhi “anukunnanu. Kaasepu chinthinchi ala aa queue chivarakara unna master daggarakelli…
Nenu:Saar naaku 10:15 ki appointment undi. Ye counter ki vellali ? Mastaru:Naaaaakkuda 10:15 ke appointment undamma…. Nenu anduke ee queue lo nunchunnanu. Nenu:Saar meeru porabadutunnaru…nenu ONLINE lo apply chesanu. So nenu queue lo undakkarledu.(bhujaalu paikegaresthu cheppanu.) Mastaru: Baabu…. Nenu kuda ONLINE lone apply chesaanu… idigo chudu naa appointment time (ani application chupinchaadu) Andulo naalage same-to-same, ditto application prathi page sidelo 10:15 am ani undi.
Inthalo maa mundarunna head mastaru kuda kalpinchukuni tana application meedunna 10:15 am kuda chupinchaadu.
Saar … ante idanthaaaaaaaa……antu konchem kallu tirugutunnattu unte aayana pattukuni. Avunamma idanthaaaaaaaaaaaaa………………….. ade
Saar cinemaallo chupisthe ento anukunna gaani nijamgaane inthapedda line untundanukoledu. Andukenamma mee generation vallandaru eppudu internettu orkuttu chatting cinemaale kaakunda BAYATA PRAPANCHAM kuda chudaali. Appudappudu ila passport officelaki police stationlaki tirugutundaali. Aa last line loni satire inko rendu vaaraallo ardham avutundani naakappudu teleedu.
Paddhati ga ala queue lone nunchuni 10 am kellinavaadni 3:00pm kalla counter daggarakelli, vaadiki naa documents submit chesesaanu. Nijaaniki naa daggara residence proof kinda maa company letter tappinchi inkemi ledu.Andukenemo Vaado vankara chupu chusi… fees pakka counterlo kattey annadu. Naa daggaremo DD undi. Aa DD ye papam aa madam ki ichesaanu. Aavida malli daanni madatha petti naakichesaaru. Cashu annattu saiga chesaaru… ventane pakka building ki parigetti atm lonchi dabbulu teesi malla venakki parigetti aa madam ki cash chethilo pettanu sunaayaasamga. Adgadi… akkaditho naa application adhyayam poorthayyindi.
Moodu vaaralayyindi…. Police verification ki inka ye bhatudu, bakasurudu raaledu. Naake kangaarochi office nunchi saayantram tinnaga police station ki vellipoyaanu. Naa letha vayasulo ade first time police station ki velladam. O saar ni kalisi adigithe… babu station ki raavadaaniki nuvvu padda tapana harshinchadagindi… kaani neeku ikkada nunchi mundu o letter vastundi appudu gaani nuvvee daridaapullo kanipinchaku… naa menalludu laantodivi…. Enduku cheptunnano ardham chesko… anesaaru. Abbhaa… ila alludu sentiment tho kottarentandi babu …hrudayam baruvekki inka akkada nunchi vachesaanu.
Daaranthaa kuda naa sixth sense aa letter ee paatiki mana building kinda unde rekula dabba lo eppudo padesi untadu, padesi untadu, padesi untadu, padesi untadu ani ambulance siren laaga ukkiribikkiri chesesindi. Maa rekula dabba speciality entante…andulo letters veyyagalam gaani tiyyalem. Sarigga post box lo elagaithe manam letters veyyagalam kaani postman okkade avi tiyyagalado… alaanti hyper secure design daandi. Anduke eppudu adi letters tho nindipotuntundi. Aa taravatha konnaallaki daanni evadanna clear chestaado mari em jarugutundo teleedu gaani antha khaali ai kanipistundi. Naakanthaga letters emi intiki raavu kaabatti neneppudu daani mystery ni study cheyyaledu. Kaani eeroju tappadu.
Ground floor lo aa dabbaani kadipi kudipi kinda padesi tokki.. daaniki sottalu petti.. raka rakaala angles lonchi cheyyi pettadaaniki try chesi o araganta paatu orangutan laaga chaala circus feats chesaanu. Aakhariki aayasamochi maa flat ki vachesaanu. Chustunu gadaa… geda meeda o letter petti undi. Colombus ki amerika kanipinchinappudu ela feel ayyuntaado anthakanna ekkuva feel ayyanu.
Ventane aa letter maa pakkane unde cyber café vaadiki chupinchaanu… adi motham Marathi lo undi. Vaadu daanni just ala chusi…”passport ki apply chesaara… o aidondalu teeskuni police station ki vellandi” annadu. Marandulo telephone billu, insurance policy, electricity billu ilaantivevo adiginattunnadu.. Mee daggaravanni unnayaa ? Levu Maranaduke aidondalu… Unte Rendondale…
Abbo…. Ee service charges anni veediki bhale telse anukuni Saturday station ki velladaamani decide ayyanu.
Round-1 (tingtingting)
Sir nenu passport kosam apply cheskunnanu… so meeru konchem verification …. Dishu dishu hmm…. Aa documents chupinchu… Sir actual ga maadi AP nenu last one and half year nunchi ikkaduntunnanu… Enti ee documents anni AP ani unnayi…. Huh…. AP pampinchenaa ? pampinchenaa ? (dishu dishu) Saar saar please… Dishu dishu dishu Sare nee daggara unna documents anni ila teeskura… Ippudu ivanni teeskelli o S.E.O chetha attest cheyyinchi teeskura… dishu…. Vellu
Result 0-1
Hmm …dead man don’t demand dowry anukuni aa documents anni teeskuni station nunchi bayataki vachanu. Raadam aithe vachanu gaani ippudu attestation cheyyinchadam ela… naa daggara anni Xerox copies unnayi… originals untene gaani pani jaragadu. Sarle vasudevudi laaga…. evaranna dorikithe godaari daateddaamanukunna. Elagola maa colleagues apartments lo unde oka retired advocate kaallu vellu pattukuni mothaaniki documents attestation cheyyinchukunna. (ee taathagaaru matladithe “na fawar poddi”…”naa fawarooo poddi”…” naa fawar poddayyaa baabu”…anukuntu aayanaki ee vayasulo kuda entha powerundo naaku chupinchaaru. )
Avanni teeskuni rendo Saturday malla station ki vellanu.
Round-2 (tingtingting)
Sir…. Dishu dishu…. Documents anni teeskochaava…? Aa teeskochaanu sir. Dishu… sarigga vinu “ANNI” teeskochaava ? Anni teeskochesaanu sir…. (appude ardham cheskovalsindi “ANNI” ante “anneeee ….“ani) Dishu… enti only rent agreement unda…aithe kudardu. Sir..sir Dishu…dishu.
Result 0-2
Konnaalla tarvatha o roju nenu office ki late ga bayalderutunte maa inti eduruga unde mandula shop daggara kanipinchaadu. Nannu chusi kuda edo fone ki disease diagnose chestunnattu fone ni atu itu tipputu paina kinda chustunnadu. Nene aayana daggaraki vellanu.
Sir… please sir naa daggara ikkada one year nunchi unnattu proof undi. Konchem chudandi sir. Hmm…. Em chaduvukunnavu ? Hamma konchem daarloki vastunnattunnadu…. BTech sir. Hmm…. Em chadivistaavu ? Aaa…??? Nee pani chesthe em chadivistaavu antunnanu….. Sir oo aidondalu… Hmm…. Sare Saturday station ki ra.
Round-3 (tingtingting)
Sir… naa documents. Nee file passport office ki pampinchesamayya… ippudu documents unna em cheyyalem.
Neeku passport raadu. DISHU. (knocked-out).
Konchem terukunnaka… sir please sir , please sir please… Igo…. Nee gurinchi process aagadayya nee file malla passport office ki pampinchesaamu… malla passport officekelli malla verification kosam apply chesko.. appudu chuddam. Dissshhuuum.
Result: The battle continues…
Aa roju … vaadni , vaadiki atu edu taraalni itu edu taraalni arundhati cinemalo villain gaadni chitakottesi paathipettisinattu paathi pettalanipinchindi.
Epilogue
Nijaaniki passport avasaram naakippudu ledu. I just took it up as a social experiment to see how it feels like to be completely on your own in this world. It’s miserable. It makes you question your values…contradict your beliefs…doubt your abilities and test your patience to such an extent that you almost lose faith in your SELF.
By the way… the whole thing…It’s a life sucking experience.
