Close Encounter of the Supernatural kind.

Hi guys…back after a very long time. I had a disastrous midsem and flew home to enjoy in the name of INCIDENT—our college cultural festival. Feeling better now.
After midsem my mind was really mad and I even thought of leaving studies for some work. There’s something at the back of my mind which tells me that Im faking engineering….I dunno but Im sure that if Im faking then everybody else is…of course there are always exceptions. Leaving aside studies…Im feeling something I shouldn’t feel. May be my future blogs will speak about that!

The other day I was very tired and went alone for a walk…I sat near our basket ball court. Suddenly I felt everything disappearing infront of me or I lost my eyesight for some time. Don’t know what really happened but I spoke to someone who named himself as god… in that moment of darkness. Id fear rather than have faith in god..so I continued our conversation. He told me that I can pose any number of questions unless they become too self-centered and until he gets bored. Does god really get bored?…depends on me.

Me : why did u come to me if there are somany people out there suffering more than me?
God : Ok…you are really kind. Im leaving.
Me in my mind…devi you are a loser!!!

Me : Im sorry I was just trying to be global-centered…read it as “not self centered”.
God : fine…how is your life?

Me : I tried everything else except suicide..after-all it is you who decide everything.
God : No Im not…It is you humans who make ur destiny.
I didnt want to take chances with him…I agreed with him.

Me : Im feeling something…I don’t know what im feeling..Im confused Im everything.
God : It happens to everyone just be bold and brave…
Huh did he come all the way to tell me that crap..don’t I know.

Me : How is my future?
God: If I tell you that then whats the point in living…u should experience everything in life. “Life is all about smart management.”
I bet he copied it from one of those personality development shit.

Me : And for those who cant manage life smartly…?
God : Copy it from someone who does it..like you do in paper presentations!

Me : If I copy it then what is the difference between me and him ?
God : The difference is that of a fish in a pond and a fish in an acquarium…
I didn’t understand him a bit…may be that’s why he is called God !

Me : what will be my CGPA in this sem?…I saw the mercury in “self-centered” thermometer rising high..and changed the question..

Me : Will India win the series against England? (Yo! Im patriotic)
God : It’s none of your business.
Me : ???

Me : By this time I think my readers will get bored..
God : Im still not.

Me: How do I lead a happy life?
God : Don’t expect anything..do everything you are expected to do in time. In positive sense.

Now I started feeling bored.

Me : So what would you do in your free time?
God : I play monopoly.
Me : Are you He or She?
God : whatever you think..
Aaha..he(I dunno may be he/she) is just like our political leaders.
Me : When will India become a corruption free country?
God : It’s upto you…you make your country.
Gosh! he is really a politician.

Me : what is the stance of US of A on Indian nuclear policy?
God: (yawning) you are making me bored…
Oh my GOD… I should be careful.

So lets talk abt entertainment..

Me: Will Aishwarya Rai marry Abhishek bachan?
God : depends…
Hmmmmmmm on what…salman khan?

Me : When will SRK stop doing romantic films and start doing something useful ?
God : Are you crazy..he wont stop. Moreover I like him in such roles.
Naaaaaaay you shouldn’t always believe in God.

Me : Mallika Sherawat…(I was just starting)
God : Stop the nonsense.
Ooooooooh…

Me : Who would win maximum number of Oscars this time?
God : Im keeping my fingers crossed about that!!!

God : It’s getting late for me… only two more. (may be he likes even numbers)

Me : Why don’t you appear before me ?
God : You don’t deserve to see me…
That made me a lil bit sad…

The last one…

Me : When will Emraan Hashmi stop kissing?

God: You know the answer..

He waited for a long time and gave me this???

From the entire conversation I learnt that :

Every problem in our life has it’s solution in us.

There are somethings for which even God doesnt have answers…
Especially things like Emraan hashmi.

I regained my sight and…and what ?

I began to wonder How I can make myself deserving to see God.

Bye for now.