Dude...I want "serializable" friends !

For the priceless being that I am, I usually send a greeting card or a grateful message to my best buds.Something really astonishing happened this time.


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From: Devikanth
Sent: Friday, May 14, 2010 4:14 PM
To: Kalpit
Subject: Thank you for being my colleague and friend


Dear Kalpit babua,


Thank you for being my colleague and friend.


Regards,

Devi.


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From: Kalpit
Sent: Friday, May 14, 2010 4:19 PM
To: Devikanth
Subject: RE: Thank you for being my colleague and friend



Thank you too devi babu for being a constant friend and well wisher!!! :)



Regards,

Kalpit


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From: Devikanth
Sent: Friday, May 14, 2010 7:05 PM
To: Kalpit
Subject: RE: Thank you for being my colleague and friend



Dude… what is a “constant” friend man? ;-)



You ever had “variable” friends ?



HA…………HA…………….HA
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The friday was over with this **** of a joke.

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From: Kalpit
Sent: Monday, May 17, 2010 8:41 AM
To: Devikanth
Subject: RE: Thank you for being my colleague and friend



Yes Devi friends can be “variable” indeed. They can also be public and private, static and abstract. :)


Regards,

Kalpit

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At this point I really didnt know what to write. I forgot about it till evening. But I couldnt give up. The easiest way I can think of is to touch upon the variable types left by my friend. For some unknown reason the word serializable flashed in my mind. Then...

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From: Devikanth
Sent: Monday, May 17, 2010 4:48 PM
To: Kalpit
Subject: RE: Thank you for being my colleague and friend



Dude…. I want “serializable” friends :)


-Devi.


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Something caught my attention. When I told my friends about this they were uncontrollably laughing at the "serializable" part which made me feel like a jacka**.

But wait.... thats not the joke, thats not even a word.

Yes its not a word according to the spellcheck option in MS Outlook. It was spitting a bizzarre red underline when I wanted to type serializable. It was expecting something else. I couldnt contain my laughing when I saw what it was suggesting.

Surely someone at MS is horny.

Later my friend told me that they might be too advanced and making software capable of reading our thoughts. err ! (I thought they were making efforts or inclined towards increasing the well-being of humankind... read philanthropy.)

And to see what it was expecting just try it out for yourself. Try it. Try it.

I still cannot understand someone really "thought" that I would write it that way ;-)

P.S: Names edited and Copyrights Reserved.

Prapancham lo yenno rules unte...

Ee madhya nenu tarachu chestu unna time killing panullo ye maya chesave cinema chuddam okati. nenu maa colleaague vellam. prapancham lo enno vishayaalunte ee "love" (read as lust) ni matrame romanticize chesi chupinche tollywood movies lo adokati.

Nenu innallu naku dance raademo anukune vaadni. cinema chustunnappudu ardham ayyindi dance raanidi naa okkadike kaadani. voddoddu... negativity voddu positive ga matladukundaam. Nenu kuda oka telugu cinema hero la dance cheyyagalanannamaata. Cinema lo screenplay bavundi. AR Rahman background score bavundi. Akkadakkada konni dialogues baavunnayi. Cinema chusinappudu naaku paatalemi ekkaledu gaani... internet browse chestu aa chetha ee chetha chaduvutunnappudu ee Aaromale ane song chevina padindi.

Song sagam varaku super. Beginning lo guitar riffs aa composing naaku chala baaga nachindi. So neno eight to nine times vinnanu. Ide paata bavundi kadaani inko frend ki link ichanu vinamani. vaadu tak mani cheppesaadu ee paata pink floyd wish u were here ane paata copy ra ani.

Ventane reality check kosam aa paata kuda vinnanu. Copy ante maree manisharma pokiri cinema lo devuda devuda paatani ricky martin jaleo nunchi kottinatto leda keeravani chatrapathi title song ni final fantasy nunchi copy kottinatto kaadu gaani.(a blind search returned me this link http://teluguhqmp3.blogspot.com/2010/02/theme-of-chatrapathi-is-copied-from.html) .
we can say that he might have got inspired by that song. The song is melodious. One should have swum the ocean of music to be able to modify a song to suit to a set of audience. ARR is smart.

Rule # 2 - Be smart.

Toil yourself hardenough to acquire a level of intelligence so that other people might mistake it for smartness.

And how did ARR become so smart ?
ARR is a protege of the great maestro Illayaraja.

Rule # 3 - Learn the tricks of trade from the smartest guy in town.

Toil yourself hardenough under the tutelege of a genius to acquire a level of intelligence so that others might mistake it for smartness.

So ARR antha smart aithe and illayaraja anthakanna smart aithe mari ippudu illayaraja ki enduku ekkuva hits ravatledu ?
sorry negativity vaddanukunnam kada.. question rephrase cheddam.
ARR antha smart aithe and illayaraja anthakanna smart aithe ippudu illayaraja tunes janalaki enduku nachatledu ?

Simple times have changed.

Rule # 4 - Always remember Charles Darwin. Only those survive who have the ability to adapt to the changing conditions.

Toil yourself hardenough under the tutelege of a genius to acquire a level of intelligence and develop an ability to quickly adapt to the change so that people might mistake it for smartness.

ARR is great but illayaraja is genius. And the reason I say that is if you carefully listen to raja's songs you can feel the emotion behind it. His tunes reflect the mood beautifully. The music enhances the lyrics. They compliment each other in the best manner.

ARR's songs have what i call the zing factor while illayaraja puts some soul into each of his songs. They literally live.

hmm... simple ga cheppalante best ARR song okati teeskondi adi vintunnantha sepu ekkado venakala idi ARR song, idi ARR song, ARR super ilantivevo anipistuntaayi. Ade illayaraja song aithe, nothing... song starting appudu illayaraja manassulo medultadu gaani paata vintunnantha sepu manam paatalone untaam. Aa lyrics pattukuni tune tho ala
munduku vellipotaam. This according to me is a mark of genius.

ok coming to our most important rule...

Rule # 1 - you can never imitate genius.

Dont get me wrong. Im not a critic of ARR's work or making up a case for illayaraja.(that would have been the joke you're all waiting for).Just my understanding of both the musicians.

Ok ippudu malla manam modalu pettina paata aaromale daggaraki vasthe... aa paata paadindi alphonse joseph ane malayalam music director. Athani gurinchi konchem net lo vethikanu. People walking down ane paata link dorikindi. aa paata first 60 sec vinagane ardham aipoyindi tagilindi mamoolodu kadu oka genius ani. ela antara ?

Rule # 5 - only a genius can recognize a genius.

(aaa ...ok ok nannu nenu mechukuni chaala kalam ayyindi mari.) rule baledantaara... em chestaam rules anni bavundalani ledu. Rule anthe mari.

Illayaraja --> ARR
ARR --> Alphonso Joseph. ok na.

Sare ikkaditho kudincheddaam. Too many cooks screw up the kitchen annattu... too many rules ruin your life. But remember one thing. To break the rule you need to know the rule first.

Aagandaagandi... ippude o vishayam gurtochindi.

A week back... edo naa maasina battalanni washing machine lo veyyadaaniki jebulu check chestunnanu. oka naligi poyina chamanthi puvvu bayatapadindi. daanni chetiloki teeskuni chusesariki gurtochindi (blogs lo flashback lo flashback ide first time. kaadu.) rendu vaarala kritam nenu o sunday maa inti venakaale kothaga kattina vinayakudi gudiloki vellinappudu ichina puvvu adi. Casual ga ala jebulu veskuni marchipoyaanu. inka appatnunchi adi andulone undipoyi baaaga naligipoyindi.

Actual ga evaina sensitive things ni cheppalanukunnappudu puvvulatho vaatini polustaaru. hindi lo aithe ek komal sa masum sa cheez anta.

Alaantidi adi anthala naligi poyina kuda it didnt lose its fragrance. I was able to smell the fragrance for quite some moments before it died out. Naku nijanga chaala aascharyam ga anipinchindi. Istree petti kinda petti istree chesinattu, attala naligina puvvu lonchi kuda suvasana ravadam.

which leads us to

Rule # 6 - Never lose your character under pressure.



P.S: Im famazed to see that Black Eyed Peas have sampled Illayaraja’s music from a tamil film Sri Raghavendra (1985) for their Elephunk Theme (2003).

Evadaina rules ramanatham ani comment raayali… vaadiki rules palaka kunda, rules vinipinchakunda, rules kanipinchakunda chestaanu.
Idi naa special limited edition rule.